Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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