It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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