I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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