turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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