Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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