so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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