Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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