I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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