I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
