i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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