I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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