girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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