he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Are we still banned from the library?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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