i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You need a sexual gate keeper
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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