It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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