We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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