Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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