I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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