so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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