Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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