Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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