i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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