Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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