I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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