if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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