How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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