TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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