Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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