Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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