y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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