its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!