Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
