Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish I could teleport
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
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My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.