Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.