Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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