worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student