FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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