Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating