Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram

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(718): View more from New York

Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono

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(703): View more from Virginia

yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.

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(757): View more from Virginia

i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas

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(515): View more from Iowa

His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.

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(614): View more from Ohio

at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?

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(936): View more from Texas

Ate a slug for 39 dollars

(903): View more from Texas

I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student

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