Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Jerry, you need to find god
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
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Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize