Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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