: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
