i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Randomize
