she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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