Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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