In the future we'll all be gay
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Found the puke drawer
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
So much Jack, so little girl.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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