This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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