I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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