So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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