We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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