Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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