Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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