Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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