her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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