yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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