you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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