I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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