worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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