another moral hangover. fuck.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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