I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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