so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
